Stupid Mommy

Me: Johnley, we have to get dressed and go now.
Johnley: No, I'm not getting dressed.
Me: So then you will have to get in the car in your pajamas, because we have to take T to art class.
Johnley: Stupid Mommy.

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Me: Johnley, put your coat on, it is raining and it is cold.
Johnley: I don't want to - I want to be cold.
Me: Well, you have to.
Johnley: Stupid Mommy.

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Me: What show do you guys want to watch.
Johnley: Curious George.
Sammy: Curious George.
Johnley: No, Diego.
Me: Well, you both said Curious George and that's what I put on. We will watch Diego next.
Johnley: Stupid Mommy.

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Me: Johnley, what do you want for breakfast?
Johnley: Popcorn.
Me: You can't have popcorn.
Johnley: Stupid Mommy.

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Me: Come on guys, its time to put our pajamas on.
Johnley: Stupid Mommy.

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Me: Come on guys, its time to go to the park.
Johnley: Stupid Mommy.

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Me: Good Morning Johnley.
Johnley: Stupid Mommy.

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Me: Sammy, get up off the floor (in the dentist waiting rooom), and where btw are your shoes?
Sammy: I don't want to get up.
Me: Well, you are lying right by the door and someone is going to hit you.
Sammy: Well, I want to be hit and I don't love you.


(Sounds of Sammy screaming and crying in the dentist chair while I sit in the waiting room like I'm told.)
(Sounds of my heart breaking.)
Stupid Mommy